Why India and pakistan are out of world cup

Well now its a question/concern of anger for some people, comedy for other people, some says that bookies decided it, some says bad performance by both the team, some says outstanding performance by ireland and bangladesh.
everybody has their own point of view but no one knows the truth.

So who is responsible for it????
is she Indira Gandhi who made Bangladesh
or Hanuman(one of ancient indian god) who did not destroy/burned lanka fully.
or some one else

No its none of them.

The truth is that it was the same supernatural power(god,allah whatever u says) who always works wheneve there is a match between india and pakistan.
Indian call this supernatural power as god/allaha/wahe guru/jesus and lots more name
and from pakistanis call it allah,

Lets go to history whenever there was a match between india and pakistan in worldcup, india always won the match,doesnt matter who won the toss, what kind of pitch was available, what was the weather.
In the same way pakistan always won the matches, which were on thursdays(Exception are always there)

And this time all channels like star news,ndtv,IBN7 and all ex cricketers with lots of statistic declared that india and pakistan will meet on 19 April 2007.
Yes 19 April was the date which was declared as india-pakistan match

So whats special about 19th april.?
First its thursday
second its worldcup match.

So who should win now?
All indian gods and pakistani gods had do decide prior to match that who should win,so they called for a meeting on Yahoo messanger conference call, but there was some voice chat connection problem with yahoo's latest version in yahoo conference room with Windows vitsa and they could not wait for the Microsoft's next service pack. So they sent a meeting request to all gods with google calender and decided to meet in caribean island at 9:00pm 13 Mar 2007

Indian gods came with lots of arms(hands as well as indian acient guns) and ammunition. Some gods on mouse,some on lion some on rath. from other side pakistani god came.
They started with small introduction, now in india we have 300 millions of god including all small and big god. As the introduction started other started feeling as if its some bermuda bowler who is keep throwing the wide /no balls and "over" is not finishing, finally they stopped introduction round and started with party. Pakistani gods were really amused to see all caribean beaches and party sutff, as they always lived a very decent life with out any show buizz. On the other hand indian gods who always lived the royal kind of life were happy to see their photos all over the indian's neckless,t-shirt,caps and in their purses. The best thing for them was the food,dance and music in party as Yuvraj Singh already tought everything to caribeans.Indian God were happy with his performance.
Suddenly light went off,gods were thinking what should we do now. And from somewhere indian cricket captain Mr. Dravid came up and called the Amron batteries technician,tim tim tim tim tim and problem solved :). As the light came back, they heard very loud sound of 1960's cassette player on which some body was playing haryanvi ragni. They looked in that direction and saw one 5'4" guy was having 3 feet long radio on his shoulder and listning to music and dancing on the beach in caribean style. He had long hairs all over his face. The main indian god asked god of air(vayu devta) to remove his air from his face so that they can see it. god of air(vayu devta) went upto that guy and shouted hey he is
"virender wala sehwaag" he is "virender wala sehwaag", God of air broght him to full gang of gods and included him in the party,
pakistani god thought lets ask him something,
Pakistani God : what's the best thing u can do to win world cup for your country, he smiled. Pakistani god again asked him what can u do, viru again smailed,finally indian gods shouted that why the hell you are smiling and not giving proper answer. Viru with lots of innocence said since last 6 month i have been brushing my teeths to have more whiter tooth so that i can show them in colgate advertisement, and the smile is the best thing i can do now.
In the mean time Mr Inzmam ul Haq, one more non-invited guest came to party. Indian gods were frustated with Viru's answer, so they thought they will ask inzy the same question. Inzy with lots of enthu and energy started allaha e akbar..allah e .... and keep going on, Pakistani god got frustated and shouted "oye allah ke bande allh tere saamne khada hai ek baar mujhe pukarne par bhi kaam chal jaayega", inzy got little scared and said with very inncocency we had been asked to start all our conversation with holy words and to wear kurta payjama, and to speak only urdu. Pakistani god smiled and asked "what about cricket",
inzy was quite,little puzzled and then said it in very low voice no body asked us to play cricket in West indies.
Now all the india/pakistan team members in west indies knew that gods are here. So our indian Slow Pace battery Mr Irfan took his Atlas cycle from his hotel and went to meet gods.He had one wish in his head that he want to be part of indian team.
finally after driving for 2 hours he reached at god's meeting point, he was tired, but he cudn't him self as he was under Atlas cycle contract that he has to use Atlas cycle in Westindies outside stadium. ANy ways now he had reached there, god knew what's his wish so befor he could speak anything, go said you have to ask your wish something "A or B" and its my choice i will give you either A or B.God though he will ask something like include me in cricket team as batsman or bowler.
But in hurry Mr Irfan asked "Xtramile or regular".and rest you know what happened to him.
Well till now both sides of god's were frustated with thier children, they thought that their children will not play any good cricket so lets play cricket and decide that whose country should win.
They were about to start the game and they heard "Lets play for the pepsi"
All turned back and saw a little black,bald,skinny caribean boy wearing t-shirt of his unknown father's size and 32 written on it. If you take a deep breath he could be somwhere in ur lungs shouting "help me"-"help me" but he had lot of courage on his face - The third un-invited guest :) .

Pepsi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They all were gods they knew, whats the pepsi is. They dropped the idea of playing cricket and decided to decide all decisions with conversation.

Conversation..huh... both of them didnt have any +ve point for their cricket team.

so what to do.?

They were in great dilemma like indian team was in dilemma to decide who should open the innings,

The same black,skinny boy came to gods again, and said why u guoys are so teonsed,teoll me uor problem, i aom weost indiean may be i can heolp uo.
God thought ok lets try him , they explained everything to him.

As soon as god finished , boy smiled "its too simple My friends,......."
.................................
................................. and take a long breath....
and take out his t-shirt and gave them to god, its a solution

What this smelly(few more description) tshirt is a solution of billion's problem???? all god shouted

he said common moy frieonds i m goving you solution, just reoad what is wriotten on it.(he said common my friends i m giving you solution, just read what is written on it.)

Thirty two..... all god read in chorous...

what does it mean? asked pakistani god,

he smiled "this is the date when india-pakistan should play in this world cup and not 19-April ".

God started looking at each other, they have got this little boy's answer.All the gods like the solution.

God went home happily and decided that their team should not go to Super-8, and that way they will be able to avoid clash between two rivals. All the god had to take this decision as they knew what there children were doing and they did not want any loss against other side of "border".


And rest u know:)

So guys no need to get frustataed over india/pakistan's performance in world cup, as god decided it

So kepp smiling and wait for next world cup and lets hope next time viru will not spend too much time brushing his teeths,yuvi will learn some cricket instead of teaching dancing/cooking to others,Irfan will not have any contracts(anyways its going to happen soon ) and inzy is already retired but lets hope other will play some cricket.


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