Friday, July 13, 2007

13 ways to loose a guy in 13 days

Hi ALL girls there,
Here i am sharing some secrets from guy side, if you wanna dump your guy and don't wanna be bitch..then just try these things..
And if you don't want to loose your guy,then just don't do any of these things

1) Compare him with his father all the time, especially for his faults and tell him you are not as good as your father.(i know you all must be doing this)
2) Tell him that his mother doesn't cook well.
3) Whenever you have some physical STUFF between both.. the when he is going to start something and start some very senstive talk about life..relation..love and start crying.
4) Ask him to keep his mobile with him..even if he is playing Football or in the gym..or even if he is watching cricket match in Iden garden.
5) Don't let him watch the TV. Especially games like cricket..football and ofcourse the programs he like and force him to watch "Kyunki saa bhi kabhi bahu thi" or just take him for shopping at that time.
6) If in the evening he come with Roses and good mood....just tell him u r feeling sleepy and have headache.
7) Tell him that his friends are not good and he should not meet those guys...give some stupid logic(i know you will be good in giving stupid logics)
8) Keep telling him that u have a big..round belly and ass
9) In movie when some romantic scene comes just start crying for hero's love. And make one of movie hero or some player as your favorite and talk about him all the time.
10) Share some porn with his close friend and just tell him u did that and say sorry for that.
11) Keep telling him that u love him a lot...every moment..every time u meet him just say I love u......
12) Keep an eye on his All email-ids and keep calling him again and again, just to check that he is not cheating on you.
13) Make some plan for him, and don't execute it and don't even give him any reason for not executing that plan.

do u want more...... well then i can not give you more...... rajaram said u have to write only 13 :)

and if u don't do all these things your boy will always be yours....

Note: These thoughts are posted by very professional people, so please dont try at ur home.....for any damage author will not be responsible ;)

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3 Comments:

Blogger kumkum said...

i appreciate you sir for all the effort you have made for writing this.well i would like to tell u one thing that its not that loosing a guy but its all about unfaithfullness i guess.if guys are trust worthy i dont think so that any girl would really loose any guy by talking this all what you have listed.
i would appreciate if you write somthing about building trust on guys so that any girls can have strong relationship and can enjoy the life...hope i did not bother u.any how ur site is amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

September 24, 2007 2:09 PM  
Blogger Ravi Sharma said...

Hi kumkum,
Thanks for the comment, actually girls knows very well the other things like how to not to loose a guy so i thought why not write something else which they might not know.
Ad youa re right its all about trust.
by the way make your blogger profile public so we can also read what your are writing.

September 24, 2007 10:31 PM  
Blogger kumkum........ said...

m sorry for delayed in follow up comments.this comment is for the kids events...the song is not suitable i feel...........

December 24, 2007 3:25 AM  

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