Ravi Sharma

Internet Shortcuts

2007-07-17T22:02:00.000-07:00

Till now you must be using Desktop shortcuts in windows or links in Unix, but do you know, that you you have internet shortcuts also. They work differently but really good to use.
yahoomail :- ytrytr ctrl+enter
rediffmail :- rtyrty ctrl+enter
youtube :- ygvygv ctrl+enter
nytimes :- nbvnbv ctrl+enter
microsoft :- mjumju ctrl+enter
imagevenue :- ijnijn ctrl+enter
istockphoto :- iuyiuy ctrl+enter
bestbuy :- bgtbgt ctrl+enter
badongo :- bvcbvc ctrl+enter
careerbuilder :- cftcft ctrl+enter
orkut :- okmokm ctrl+enter
netflix :- nhynhy ctrl+enter
rapidshare :- rfvrfv ctrl+enter
usps.com :- uytuyt ctrl+enter
vnet.cn :- vgyvgy ctrl+enter
usatoday :- uhbuhb ctrl+enter
uwants :- ujmujm ctrl+enter
xanga.com :- xdrxdr ctrl+enter
xunlei.com :- xswxsw ctrl+enter
myrealdoor :- mnbmnb ctrl+enter
Mob shorcut:- jtwjtw.com

First time in world whole key board booked by RdxRdx (right to left angle). Type two time any three letters those letters which are together on the keyboard. E.g. Mmnnbb ctrl+enter and you will see search engine site. You may feel some difficulty in finding the letters from key board. Some of the letters come together & some letters are far from one another e.g. the letters like MNB are together. Press ygvygv ctrl+enter and you will see Youtube.

13 ways to loose a guy in 13 days

2007-07-13T03:44:00.000-07:00

Hi ALL girls there,
Here i am sharing some secrets from guy side, if you wanna dump your guy and don't wanna be bitch..then just try these things..
And if you don't want to loose your guy,then just don't do any of these things

1) Compare him with his father all the time, especially for his faults and tell him you are not as good as your father.(i know you all must be doing this)
2) Tell him that his mother doesn't cook well.
3) Whenever you have some physical STUFF between both.. the when he is going to start something and start some very senstive talk about life..relation..love and start crying.
4) Ask him to keep his mobile with him..even if he is playing Football or in the gym..or even if he is watching cricket match in Iden garden.
5) Don't let him watch the TV. Especially games like cricket..football and ofcourse the programs he like and force him to watch "Kyunki saa bhi kabhi bahu thi" or just take him for shopping at that time.
6) If in the evening he come with Roses and good mood....just tell him u r feeling sleepy and have headache.
7) Tell him that his friends are not good and he should not meet those guys...give some stupid logic(i know you will be good in giving stupid logics)
8) Keep telling him that u have a big..round belly and ass
9) In movie when some romantic scene comes just start crying for hero's love. And make one of movie hero or some player as your favorite and talk about him all the time.
10) Share some porn with his close friend and just tell him u did that and say sorry for that.
11) Keep telling him that u love him a lot...every moment..every time u meet him just say I love u......
12) Keep an eye on his All email-ids and keep calling him again and again, just to check that he is not cheating on you.
13) Make some plan for him, and don't execute it and don't even give him any reason for not executing that plan.

do u want more...... well then i can not give you more...... rajaram said u have to write only 13 :)

and if u don't do all these things your boy will always be yours....

Note: These thoughts are posted by very professional people, so please dont try at ur home.....for any damage author will not be responsible ;)

Why Black Color

2007-06-19T00:46:00.000-07:00

You must be wondering why i am using black color as background. Here is a intresting story about this.

An all white web page use about 74 watts to display, while an all black page uses only 59 watts. Google, which has a white background and gets about "200 million queries a day" could reduce global energy use by 750 Megawatt-hours a year by simply changing the color of its homepage to black.

So i created a black version of Google called Blackoole . Nice ideas. But how does the search measure up? Very well indeed. Give it a whirl yourself and start saving energy one search at a time. http://www.bloogle.sravi.com

Preview of this page is shown below

Meaning of Black Color

Ultimate Dark: Considered the negation of color, black is conservative, goes well with almost any color except the very dark. It also has conflicting connotations. It can be serious and conventional. The color black can also be mysterious, sexy, and sophisticated.

Nature of Black: Black is the absence of color. In clothing, black is visually slimming. Black, like other dark colors, can make a room appear to shrink in size and even a well-lit room looks dark with a lot of black. Black can make other colors appear brighter.

Culture of Black: In most Western countries black is the color of mourning. Among young people, black is often seen as a color of rebellion. Black is both positive and negative. It is the color for little boys in China. Black, especially combined with orange is the color of Halloween. In early Westerns the good guy wore white while the bad guy wore black. But later on good guys wore black to lend an air of mystery to themselves.

Using Black: Use the color black to convey elegance, sophistication, or perhaps a touch of mystery. Dark charcoal gray and very dark brown can sometimes stand in for black.

Using Black with Other Colors: Be careful using black with very dark colors. It can work, but if the colors are too similiar they blend together. Black works well with bright, jewel-toned shades of red, blue, and green. Black is the ultimate dark color and makes lighter colors such as yellow really pop out. Photographs often look brighter against a black background. Black and gray is a conservative combo as is medium or light blue and black.

Black Color Palettes: These color palettes feature black with other colors.

Using Black in Other Design Fields:
Feng Shui Use of the Color Black

Language of Black: The use of black in familiar phrases can help a designer see how their color of choice might be perceived by others, both the positive and negative aspects.
Good black

Black tie - formal (as in formal party attire)
Black belt - expert (especially in martial arts)
Blackwash - bring things out in the open In the black - having money, doing well in business
Men in black - government agents
Black box - equipment or apparatus
Pitch black - dark as night, very black
Bad black
Black out - Loss of consciouness or the act of erasing something
Blackout - loss of electricity or turning out the lights
Black eye - damage such as damage to one's reputation, slander, unpopular
Black-hearted - evil
Blackguard - a scoundrel
Black sheep - an outcast from a family or from society
Black market - illegal trade (goods or money)
Blackmail - obtaining something by threat
Blacklist - list of people or organizations to boycott, avoid, or punish

Black Words: These words are synonymous with black or represent various shades of the color black.

Earning Money Online

2007-06-09T15:00:00.000-07:00

How to earn money, this is a huge question for todays young population and they have lot of answer for it too. Few of them are very tough and few of them are very easy. I am going to tell you one of the easiest way of earning money online while you keep doing your regular job. And you know what many people are doing this business but they don't share it with other and I don't know why.

If you are a writer/blogger or you have something which you can share with the whole world on the internet then you are at the right place to learn how to earn while sharing your stuff.

On internet to share something, the first thing you will need a website, and fortunately today there are thousand of sites who are doing it free of cost(of course they are earning because of you but not looking into your pockets). They will provide you an internet address and you can create your own site. These are called free hosting site, and if you want you can even buy your own domain name. But these are for later stage, for starting just go by one law "I will use only free stuff".

For your help I will recommend you few of the sites which provide free web hosting.
(Trial and tested)

http://www.blogger.com (for new bees who do not have knowledge of html)
http://www.5gbfree.com (for advance user who can write their own html,css,java script)

And if you are lucky then you might be getting some other free hosting sites on left side in the advertisement and below ads. You can try them too.

Now you must be wondering by creating a site how you will earn.
Then here is the answer for your query.
Today thousands of advertisers are targeting the websites to publish their advertisement. And there are few companies which are working between these advertisers and websites owners (like you) to make a proper channel .Google is one of them.
Google take money from advertisers and give you if you publish Google ads on your site. This way Google is making sure that a proper ad comes to your site according to content of your site and then Google share the revenue with you.

Now how to publish Google ads on your site.

First you will need to make Google adsense account with Google. Click on the following icon and join now.

and once you create your site and Google adsense account, you can start adding the Google adsense code according to Google policies.

For every click on your site on Google ads will get you some money. There are people who are earning like 6 figure a year (in USD), so why not you try now.

Will be posting some Google adsense tips soon.
If you have any question, comment you can leave a comment

Best of luck.

Microsoft Surface - Behind the scene

2007-05-31T06:32:00.000-07:00

The software giant announced today at the D5 conference that it’s built a new touchscreen computer—a coffee table that will change the world. Go inside its top-secret development with PopularMechanics.com, then forget the keyboard and mouse: The next generation of computer interfaces will be handson

Why India and pakistan are out of world cup

2007-04-07T02:12:00.000-07:00

Well now its a question/concern of anger for some people, comedy for other people, some says that bookies decided it, some says bad performance by both the team, some says outstanding performance by ireland and bangladesh.
everybody has their own point of view but no one knows the truth.

So who is responsible for it????
is she Indira Gandhi who made Bangladesh
or Hanuman(one of ancient indian god) who did not destroy/burned lanka fully.
or some one else

No its none of them.

The truth is that it was the same supernatural power(god,allah whatever u says) who always works wheneve there is a match between india and pakistan.
Indian call this supernatural power as god/allaha/wahe guru/jesus and lots more name
and from pakistanis call it allah,

Lets go to history whenever there was a match between india and pakistan in worldcup, india always won the match,doesnt matter who won the toss, what kind of pitch was available, what was the weather.
In the same way pakistan always won the matches, which were on thursdays(Exception are always there)

And this time all channels like star news,ndtv,IBN7 and all ex cricketers with lots of statistic declared that india and pakistan will meet on 19 April 2007.
Yes 19 April was the date which was declared as india-pakistan match

So whats special about 19th april.?
First its thursday
second its worldcup match.

So who should win now?
All indian gods and pakistani gods had do decide prior to match that who should win,so they called for a meeting on Yahoo messanger conference call, but there was some voice chat connection problem with yahoo's latest version in yahoo conference room with Windows vitsa and they could not wait for the Microsoft's next service pack. So they sent a meeting request to all gods with google calender and decided to meet in caribean island at 9:00pm 13 Mar 2007

Indian gods came with lots of arms(hands as well as indian acient guns) and ammunition. Some gods on mouse,some on lion some on rath. from other side pakistani god came.
They started with small introduction, now in india we have 300 millions of god including all small and big god. As the introduction started other started feeling as if its some bermuda bowler who is keep throwing the wide /no balls and "over" is not finishing, finally they stopped introduction round and started with party. Pakistani gods were really amused to see all caribean beaches and party sutff, as they always lived a very decent life with out any show buizz. On the other hand indian gods who always lived the royal kind of life were happy to see their photos all over the indian's neckless,t-shirt,caps and in their purses. The best thing for them was the food,dance and music in party as Yuvraj Singh already tought everything to caribeans.Indian God were happy with his performance.
Suddenly light went off,gods were thinking what should we do now. And from somewhere indian cricket captain Mr. Dravid came up and called the Amron batteries technician,tim tim tim tim tim and problem solved :). As the light came back, they heard very loud sound of 1960's cassette player on which some body was playing haryanvi ragni. They looked in that direction and saw one 5'4" guy was having 3 feet long radio on his shoulder and listning to music and dancing on the beach in caribean style. He had long hairs all over his face. The main indian god asked god of air(vayu devta) to remove his air from his face so that they can see it. god of air(vayu devta) went upto that guy and shouted hey he is
"virender wala sehwaag" he is "virender wala sehwaag", God of air broght him to full gang of gods and included him in the party,
pakistani god thought lets ask him something,
Pakistani God : what's the best thing u can do to win world cup for your country, he smiled. Pakistani god again asked him what can u do, viru again smailed,finally indian gods shouted that why the hell you are smiling and not giving proper answer. Viru with lots of innocence said since last 6 month i have been brushing my teeths to have more whiter tooth so that i can show them in colgate advertisement, and the smile is the best thing i can do now.
In the mean time Mr Inzmam ul Haq, one more non-invited guest came to party. Indian gods were frustated with Viru's answer, so they thought they will ask inzy the same question. Inzy with lots of enthu and energy started allaha e akbar..allah e .... and keep going on, Pakistani god got frustated and shouted "oye allah ke bande allh tere saamne khada hai ek baar mujhe pukarne par bhi kaam chal jaayega", inzy got little scared and said with very inncocency we had been asked to start all our conversation with holy words and to wear kurta payjama, and to speak only urdu. Pakistani god smiled and asked "what about cricket",
inzy was quite,little puzzled and then said it in very low voice no body asked us to play cricket in West indies.
Now all the india/pakistan team members in west indies knew that gods are here. So our indian Slow Pace battery Mr Irfan took his Atlas cycle from his hotel and went to meet gods.He had one wish in his head that he want to be part of indian team.
finally after driving for 2 hours he reached at god's meeting point, he was tired, but he cudn't him self as he was under Atlas cycle contract that he has to use Atlas cycle in Westindies outside stadium. ANy ways now he had reached there, god knew what's his wish so befor he could speak anything, go said you have to ask your wish something "A or B" and its my choice i will give you either A or B.God though he will ask something like include me in cricket team as batsman or bowler.
But in hurry Mr Irfan asked "Xtramile or regular".and rest you know what happened to him.
Well till now both sides of god's were frustated with thier children, they thought that their children will not play any good cricket so lets play cricket and decide that whose country should win.
They were about to start the game and they heard "Lets play for the pepsi"
All turned back and saw a little black,bald,skinny caribean boy wearing t-shirt of his unknown father's size and 32 written on it. If you take a deep breath he could be somwhere in ur lungs shouting "help me"-"help me" but he had lot of courage on his face - The third un-invited guest :) .

Pepsi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

They all were gods they knew, whats the pepsi is. They dropped the idea of playing cricket and decided to decide all decisions with conversation.

Conversation..huh... both of them didnt have any +ve point for their cricket team.

so what to do.?

They were in great dilemma like indian team was in dilemma to decide who should open the innings,

The same black,skinny boy came to gods again, and said why u guoys are so teonsed,teoll me uor problem, i aom weost indiean may be i can heolp uo.
God thought ok lets try him , they explained everything to him.

As soon as god finished , boy smiled "its too simple My friends,......."
.................................
................................. and take a long breath....
and take out his t-shirt and gave them to god, its a solution

What this smelly(few more description) tshirt is a solution of billion's problem???? all god shouted

he said common moy frieonds i m goving you solution, just reoad what is wriotten on it.(he said common my friends i m giving you solution, just read what is written on it.)

Thirty two..... all god read in chorous...

what does it mean? asked pakistani god,

he smiled "this is the date when india-pakistan should play in this world cup and not 19-April ".

God started looking at each other, they have got this little boy's answer.All the gods like the solution.

God went home happily and decided that their team should not go to Super-8, and that way they will be able to avoid clash between two rivals. All the god had to take this decision as they knew what there children were doing and they did not want any loss against other side of "border".

And rest u know:)

So guys no need to get frustataed over india/pakistan's performance in world cup, as god decided it

So kepp smiling and wait for next world cup and lets hope next time viru will not spend too much time brushing his teeths,yuvi will learn some cricket instead of teaching dancing/cooking to others,Irfan will not have any contracts(anyways its going to happen soon ) and inzy is already retired but lets hope other will play some cricket.

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